Needles & Grooves

The pets agree, the wife less so.

Artificial? Why not real bacon?

because the piggies

they're smarter than dogs, and they play and cuddle and I just can't anymore.

There are plants smarter than some dogs though

I've met charming pigs, I've yet to meet a charming plant.

You never got to meet my beautiful fern. He was a charmer.

(But I'm just making fun of my dumb dogs, not suggesting you should eat bacon )

*Insert pic of salt bae replacing artificial bacon bits for salt