Let's just cut straight to the chase here. How do you feel about heavily armed mythical lawyers? Because I can make some calls. I'm sure Sasquatch L.L.B. could hit up a Tim Hortons on the way over.
I volunteered to migrate our on-prem install out “into the country, to a nice farm where it would have lots of room to run” and they declined.
Bongo, one of my library regulars, always says 'never bet against a Sasquatch lawyer'. But I think Bongo likes his meth so who knows.