I am not falling for this. You will marinade me in this sauce/condiment before you kill me in your murder dungeon.
Needles & Grooves
jamieanderson1968
dansomeone
@folsom_lives - I prefer Mundees
Heath
I'm not proud of it but probably MAYOCHUP because crawfish boils please don't block me
Mather
@dansomeone re-submission accepted.
nolalady
Can I say béchamel + whatever add in I'm feeling that day?
Turbo
Sriracha
scotthilk
I say ketchup and I’ll fight over it. Don’t ketchup shame me
Hollywood
Jerk aioli
djdavedk
I didn't say hot sauce because I can use peppers, pepper flakes, or powder in lieu of sauce.
CrazyDiamond84
Guacamole forever
Mather
@scotthilk you're a goddamn rock star I expect more from you.
I award you zero groupies for this answer.
I award you zero groupies for this answer.
Murfocakes
HP Brown sauce
Mather
Okay half points for the follow up answer...
TCell
Kewpie Mayo
Joe Mac
I’ll sacrifice any condiments for myself to rid the world of the curse of mayonnaise!
BjorgenFjorgen
Off the top of my head I want to say gochujang but I don't know if it's versatile enough.