Because who doesn't love movies with characters named things like Dr. Satan and that have the entirety of Free Bird playing to a slow motion car shootout death scene?
Needles & Grooves
Hemotep
TenderLovingKiller®
How else is his wife gonna gonna get work?
Melt Face Molly Drop
Because he’s more human than a human, man.
Ginormousthumbs
@TenderLovingKiller® She sure is lucky she married him.