Needles & Grooves

I may set a trap for him so that I can get the old mail guy back.

The next guy delivers two hours earlier, but he kicks the packages.

I SEE YOU SATAN

Some of us don't get home delivery (PO Box) and generally have a 24+ hour delay, sometimes DAYS because the window isn't open when I am off work and near home.

But is he delivering fewer warped records?

@Aelias twist: new mailman is late because he's busy flattening records for @Mather before delivering them.

Honestly it's too early to tell regarding the warps. So far they've been... fine.

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Well played, you get a cookie.

Straight up angry I missed that one.

Don't worry there are enough cookies to go around.

The other postie probably got an RSI from warping all your records.