Needles & Grooves

@Mather lives in Canada (after his kin were chased out of New England for burning witches). He owns some nice audio equipment, sneakers, vintage radios, and a murder dungeon. He works in Sport Production and loves Billy Joel and hates Steely Dan.

Hi. It me.

His legal representation is a mythical beast @Mathew Chupacabra J.D. and if he stays up super late and drinks too much brown liquor his alter ego @NightMather appears and makes poor financial decisions. He also doesn’t own a car only a mad max-esqe motor scooter and somehow he has a seemingly lovely wife and a couple nice doggos.

He also likes to dress up as a Storm Trooper and get sad if you don’t wish him a happy birthday.