Needles & Grooves

Did the MAGA hat seal the deal?

I wrote ACAB on my jury questionnaire and still wasn’t initially kicked out of the jury. I had to say that I had to say I was bias against child killers since the guy ran over a kid.

I love jury duty and they seem to know it. I get called every couple of years without fail.

I even spent the better part of a year on a grand jury in L.A.

Once voir dire gets going, one of the lawyers always picks me first to get rid of.