They... they DO know that the Wizard of Oz was just a giant showy facade put on by a diminutive lost hot air balloon pilot.... right?
@ranbalam true. However I choose not to acknowledge them because non parlour trick wizardry is decidedly witchy behavior. And due to my lineage I have a healthy desire to get kinda burny around them. It can make things.... awkward.
@Mather I was married by a witch. (it's true) Please don't read that as married TO a witch. Hmm, actually my ex-wife earned the honorary title.