Needles & Grooves

There are 24,000 employees at our company. EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT

Throw them in a lake and let God decide! Oh wait, that's for witches.

What did they look like?

What the witches? Pointy hats, warts, broom aficionados... you know.

You need to break someone’s leg or they aren’t gonna take you seriously

Send another email saying you got an ear infection due to Chlamydia. You'll get them back in no time.

It's the groundskeeper, who really was Friedman with a mask on.

Have you ever seen the handwritten John Peel notice on the studio door addressed to whoever took his headphones?

I have not but I'm gunna look it up

Fade the request into the next live broadcast you do? Subliminal message might work?

This is extremely reasonable. I did this over a stress ball from my desk once. I think some grubby child of a co worker stole it. Consider that.

Someone where I once worked stole a fellas stapler once and used to send letters from it with pictures from various global locations. I think it was returned to him a number of years later suspended in jelly.

That's part Amelie and part The Office. Love it.

@Joe Mac - this reminds me; I wonder where Tabakin is?

His was last known sighting was with @Bohnjaggs who if he didn’t forward him on has had him for probably 4 or 5 years now…

remember its not the person you suspect the most or least, it is the person you most medium suspect!!

I just walked around the office doing this all night.

Did the e-mail say you were deadset on finding your headset

I'll add that to the next one if it's not back tonight.

Just randomly attach a photo of the steel murder dining table next to the stone basement wall at the bottom of the “I still haven’t found my headset” e-mail.