Contrary to widespread belief, Mather does not have a birthday every day. But in exactly 14 days, the stars will align, the dungeon door will creak open, and Mather will celebrate the real deal!
Prepare yourselves—there’s just 14 days left to plan your escape… I mean, to plan the party!
Attention, everyone! Despite popular belief that @Mather celebrates his birthday 365 days a year, however it's15 days until the Canadian King of Birthday Shenanigans himself emerges from his basement murder dungeon for his official celebration.
Mark your calendars, because while @Mather’s birthday feels like it’s every day, his one true birthday bash is just 15 days away.
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers