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  1. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    A FORUM STATUS UPDATE

    IF I DON'T LEAVE IT ON MY LUNCH TRAY HOW WILL ALL THE "WISE GUYS" KNOW WHERE TO COLLECT ALL THEIR BLACKMAIL EARNINGS-er... I MEAN "SPECTACULARLY LEGALLY ACCRUED WEALTH"?
  2. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    A FORUM STATUS UPDATE

    Damn skippy, that's my retainer.
  3. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Oh Bongo? Like BONGO Bongo? Yeah he's one of ours.

    Oh Bongo? Like BONGO Bongo? Yeah he's one of ours.
  4. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Let's just cut straight to the chase here. How do you feel about heavily armed mythical lawyers...

    Let's just cut straight to the chase here. How do you feel about heavily armed mythical lawyers? Because I can make some calls. I'm sure Sasquatch L.L.B. could hit up a Tim Hortons on the way over.
  5. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    @Colonel_Angus it's about time, I've had a bone to pick with Hollywood ever since it nixxed my 3...

    @Colonel_Angus it's about time, I've had a bone to pick with Hollywood ever since it nixxed my 3 picture deal to play Rocky and gave it to that alligator armed Stallone hack. I've had this paperwork drawn up for YEARS this should be a slam du- oh wait... this is a PERSON?
  6. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    HAY YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, GHOST... salted peanuts are delicious I regret nothing

    HAY YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, GHOST... salted peanuts are delicious I regret nothing
  7. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Definitive Audiophile pressings

    Pffft, that dullard. You know how many times he had to take the bar exam? 12... TWELVE... And he actually has opposable thumbs! Also it's so Harry to not only get PHOTOGRAPHED on his way to a mythical squash game... but also to bring a tennis racquet...
  8. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Definitive Audiophile pressings

    I've made a huge mistake.
  9. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Definitive Audiophile pressings

    Arizona Desert, third cave to the left. Bring sunscreen. WAIT SORRY... restraining order... forgot... uh... ignore that info....
  10. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Definitive Audiophile pressings

    As Kevin "Big Daddy" Gray's attorney and racketball partner and best friend forever I must insist that all stalking activities by one @MikeH be immediately ceased. Don't make me and "Big Rig" here take out a restraining order...
  11. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

    DON'T ANSWER THAT My client chooses to remain silent on the grounds that this may incriminate him.
  12. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please Anthology

    Patently false. Chupacabra's do not wear socks. The defense rests your honor.
  13. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please Essentials

    Okay look, lawyer to lawyer, I think we got off on the wrong foot. How about a truce? You don't tell me how to mythical lawyer, and I won't tell you how to be Welsh.
  14. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please Essentials

    Don't you have somewhere to be?
  15. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please Essentials

    Hey it's everybody's favorite mythical hook handed lawyer here... I'LL HANDLE THIS... I'll allow it.
  16. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

    Quiet you. Don't make us have a lawyer fight.
  17. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

    Hearsay, inadmissible.
  18. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

    Stop that. My client has no further statement on this matter.
  19. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please Classics

    -So I said to her "Look, I'll be right with you AFTER I get through draining this goat of all it's blooooOOOOH SHIT... uh how did I get here? WHO HAS SUMMONSED ME WITHOUT A PRIOR APPOINTMENT? Just for that my hourly rate is double. How much of that did you guys hear? Because it's not what it...
  20. Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

    Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

    Played squash a couple of times. He cheats.
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