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We share the same tailor.

Only two people have ever passed the bar with hook hands, me and Giuliani.

Look I'm doing my best for a small mythical creature with hook hands okay!? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PASS THE BAR WITH HOOK HANDS

You RAAAAAAAANG? As Mathers personal lawyer and confidant I can confirm that all the paperwork is in order. I would also note that at no time did he state what the milk crates in his basement actually contain. So if you receive a slightly used spatula YOU HAVE NO LEGAL RECOURSE

I was halfway through a spectacular bottle of Niepoort in Lalique 1863 when I was interrupted by my phone "blowing up" as the kids would say. I don't know what this is in regards to but you're all sued. I'm also launching a class action lawsuit on behalf of my leisure time, co-signed by this...

I'll draw up the papers. How do you spell "persecution"?

I'll see you in court.

I've already signed it for you, in order to expedite the process. @Mather is a busy man.

I will be attending said meeting at the behest of my client for the purposes of preventing any of his formidable intellectual properly regarding Sasquatch and the Flying Pig L.L.C being stolen by those present.

Due to potential royalty payments vis a vis copyright infringements I can neither confirm nor deny any relationship between my previous statements and any portion of the artistic entity known as Borderlands.

Your honor, I present to you exhibit A.

Absolutely, it's tacked to the wall behind my very impressive desk, right next to my Distinguished Doctorate from Trump U. When's the next time you'll be visiting Delaware?

I'm strictly here at the behest of my client, and to help facilitate the ongoing business venture and worldwide phenomenon known as Sasquatch and the Flying Pig L.L.C. I'd also just like to take this moment to touch upon something that may have been mentioned previously regarding my clients...

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