Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

$50 for members, those lawyers aren’t gonna pay for themselves.


Edit: estimated arrival mid-JANUARY lmao

I wonder if they've listened to it.
 
This isn’t at you, TLK. You know I lurve you!

Just wanted to remind everyone that either wasn’t around then or doesn’t recall all the things that… and I’m speaking with my whole ass chest here…that man is a piece of actual gorbage.

I know I’m probably biased. I’ve met all the original four founders of vmp and a good number of people who work for or have worked for the company. I’m still friends with two of the four founders (I’ll let that speak for itself). But storfington is the one I’ll actively speak on. I hope he has a series of unpleasant experiences in his life, learns from them, and ultimately moves on and has a happy existence as a better person.

I wasn’t around. What did storf do to cause this reaction?
 
I wasn’t around. What did storf do to cause this reaction?
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my son's name is Otis and the amount of people who say "like the elevator company?" infuriate me.

As someone of a certain age who’d have been watching British kids tv at a certain time my response would probably be “like the aardvark?” which is probably not any better….

Edit: although now wiki tells me that the puppet was named when the puppeteer, who was struggling for a name, got in a lift at television centre to go up to pitch the character…
 
I remember the first time I heard that album. I was waiting for my friend to get off work and my buddy asked if I heard the new NWA album. I hadn't and he popped the cassette in and I couldn't believe my ears and just laughed and laughed because it was the most ridiculously funniest thing I had ever heard. I was also on acid.
All right, it’s bugging me so I have to ask, how did you get Ken from Sebastian? Follow up question, are you a tiny horse?
 
I wasn’t around. What did storf do to cause this reaction?

This should be a fun exercise in remembering and putting to use some old and dusty job skills. Lol

I know enough about tort laws to know better than to come on here and start talking about things without having objectively verifiable receipts (even if I KNOW and/or witnessed them)…

BUT… I am just petty enough to give you my personal *opinion* that is wholly untethered from specific facts and therefore is non-actionable due to it being purely subjective, broad, and conclusory. 😎

My pure and personal opinion is that Storf is a manipulative, dishonest, whiney, misogynistic, ego-driven person who traffics in duplicity and feigned agreeability to overcompensate for his own feelings of inadequacy.

Naturally, this being my subjective opinion and all, these observations have been casually curated from the overall vibe he gives off and not at all related to actions he may or may not have taken within his first couple years at VMP and/or any sort of negative personal interactions he had with people who paid his company money for a product nor any actions or things he may or may not have said to actual fucking humans who were his peers.

Yup. Just my personal opinion.

Definitely have always gotten a pompous vibe from Storf.

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$50 for members, those lawyers aren’t gonna pay for themselves.


Edit: estimated arrival mid-JANUARY lmao
"This N.W.A. Efil4zaggin store drop is a truly spectacular store drop! 2LP and Ryan Smith cut of an underrated classic - I’m very impressed! This is the best store exclusive drop so far this year for me! I love it and can’t wait to receive it next year - it’s going to be well worth the wait! I’m so happy though that Efil4zaggin is getting a high quality sounding pressing as the production on that record is dangerously good! 🔥🥵🚨🔫💰🦅🔥"
 
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