Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

Hemotep said:
Which one is @Joe Mac? If @Joe Mac is really Billy, then one why the fuck do you charge so much for your records at your tea shop and two, will you sign all my records? If @Joe Mac is the clown then I have no further questions.
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I thought the point was that @Joe Mac was Billy and the clown… and Joemac too obviously.

Also think it’s telling that you only ever see two of Billy, the clown and Joemac in a picture at anyone time. There’s no smoke without fire and all that
 
TrainFan73 said:
@Joe Mac
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TrainFan73 said:
Wait you said kids… either… pretty sure new kid could beat the shit out of Billy and first born can handle ol Pennywise lite there.
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Hemotep said:
Which one is @Joe Mac? If @Joe Mac is really Billy, then one why the fuck do you charge so much for your records at your tea shop and two, will you sign all my records? If @Joe Mac is the clown then I have no further questions.
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Rowan said:
I thought the point was that @Joe Mac was Billy and the clown… and Joemac too obviously.

Also think it’s telling that you only ever see two of Billy, the clown and Joemac in a picture at anyone time. There’s no smoke without fire and all that
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I’m just a guy, on a forum trying to say I’m not crazy…

Most kids like me because I’m silly and will play daft games with them. I like that they get to go home with their parents eventually
 
TrainFan73 said:
How does shortening the swap window streamline their shipping process? Shit is still over on the same day so their shipping partner has the exact same amount of time to deal with ever fucked up spreadsheet they receive from VMP
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Doesn't make much sense to me either...swap window does always seem long though. I'd assume most people swap right when swaps open, or at the last minute when they remember they are signed up to get Pussy Cats and don't want it.
 
MikeH said:
Doesn't make much sense to me either...swap window does always seem long though. I'd assume most people swap right when swaps open, or at the last minute when they remember they are signed up to get Pussy Cats and don't want it.
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Well that explains it, they’re doing Pussy Cats again.
 
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Announcing on the 4th Monday of the month instead of 3rd Thursday, also means less time for members to opt out of something that isn’t popular and to swap more worthwhile. Most of the time this won’t be a huge issue as there are often 5 Mondays in a month but on months like October subscribers will only have four days to swap meaning a busy week and you could miss out.
 
We'll announce on the fourth Monday, unless we decide to announce on the first Storfday on discord in which case we won't announce it anywhere else. We'll now announce a fake pressing plant when preorders go live and a second unconfirmed plant six months after it was supposed to ship, with the real pressing plant only being discovered by @Mather and his dead wax magnifying glass on the eleventyith of the blood moon. Our CEO will be a former Trump campaign strategist turned liberal astrologer who will set all dates moving forward. These will be shared with no one.
 
If they wanted to reduce swaps I can think of a few things…. Lower the prices of the store variants, offer an incentive (like a further discount) to not swap, never offer box sets as swap options (when you entice people into the swap selection by these offers, you are basically asking them to swap), eliminate the ability to swap an add on.
 
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TrainFan73 said:
If they wanted to reduce swaps I can think of a few things…. Lower the prices of the store variants, offer an incentive (like a further discount) to not swap, never offer box sets as swap options (when you entice people into the swap selection by these offers, you are basically asking them to swap), eliminate the ability to swap an add on.
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These are things that would definitely make me not stay a subscriber, lol. Ok, not all, but the last couple.
 
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