Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

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Announcing on the 4th Monday of the month instead of 3rd Thursday, also means less time for members to opt out of something that isn’t popular and to swap more worthwhile. Most of the time this won’t be a huge issue as there are often 5 Mondays in a month but on months like October subscribers will only have four days to swap meaning a busy week and you could miss out.
 
We'll announce on the fourth Monday, unless we decide to announce on the first Storfday on discord in which case we won't announce it anywhere else. We'll now announce a fake pressing plant when preorders go live and a second unconfirmed plant six months after it was supposed to ship, with the real pressing plant only being discovered by @Mather and his dead wax magnifying glass on the eleventyith of the blood moon. Our CEO will be a former Trump campaign strategist turned liberal astrologer who will set all dates moving forward. These will be shared with no one.
 
If they wanted to reduce swaps I can think of a few things…. Lower the prices of the store variants, offer an incentive (like a further discount) to not swap, never offer box sets as swap options (when you entice people into the swap selection by these offers, you are basically asking them to swap), eliminate the ability to swap an add on.
 
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TrainFan73 said:
If they wanted to reduce swaps I can think of a few things…. Lower the prices of the store variants, offer an incentive (like a further discount) to not swap, never offer box sets as swap options (when you entice people into the swap selection by these offers, you are basically asking them to swap), eliminate the ability to swap an add on.
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These are things that would definitely make me not stay a subscriber, lol. Ok, not all, but the last couple.
 
Hemotep said:
These are things that would definitely make me not stay a subscriber, lol. Ok, not all, but the last couple.
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I’m just saying they did a lot to make it seem like they were cool with swaps (like even said we want you to swap) and now they are doing things to curb it.

This move in no way does anything except shorten the window to swap. And not very long after Storf said we’re not looking to change swaps but the data shows y’all use it differently than we intended. But do we?
 
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Hemotep said:
We'll announce on the fourth Monday, unless we decide to announce on the first Storfday on discord in which case we won't announce it anywhere else. We'll now announce a fake pressing plant when preorders go live and a second unconfirmed plant six months after it was supposed to ship, with the real pressing plant only being discovered by @Mather and his dead wax magnifying glass on the eleventyith of the blood moon. Our CEO will be a former Trump campaign strategist turned liberal astrologer who will set all dates moving forward. These will be shared with no one.
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Or more likely, Mather grabs his 24 carat gold VPI Audiophile Magnifying Glass and pores over the deadwax for hours only to suddenly remember that he has absolutely no idea what any of these goddamn etchings mean anyhow so he logs on to N&G and asks for help from someone who isn't functionally useless like he is...
 
Mather said:
Or more likely, Mather grabs his 24 carat gold VPI Audiophile Magnifying Glass and pores over the deadwax for hours only to suddenly remember that he has absolutely no idea what any of these goddamn etchings mean anyhow so he logs on to N&G and asks for help from someone who isn't functionally useless like he is...
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Now, don’t be so hard on yourself… you know what all those buttons on the board in the Death Star do.
 
Mather said:
Or more likely, Mather grabs his 24 carat gold VPI Audiophile Magnifying Glass and pores over the deadwax for hours only to suddenly remember that he has absolutely no idea what any of these goddamn etchings mean anyhow so he logs on to N&G and asks for help from someone who isn't functionally useless like he is...
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I was going to write that you'd come here to ask what they meant, but that felt like too much.
 
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