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• Mar 3, 2023

Punk Builds Time Machine To See Turnstile Before They Were Big

Local punk Cody Dawkins attempted to defy the limits of what humanity knows as a fundamental truth and travel backward through time in order to see hardcore pop sensation Turnstile back when they still played small venues.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Mar 3, 2023

HAPPY DE LA SOUL ON STREAMING DAY!!

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• Feb 27, 2023

Upper Seam Split is the new Warped.

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• Feb 26, 2023

Audiophile Neighbor Pounds Ceiling to Demand You Adjust Midrange

Neighbors report local man Carl Wilkerson furiously pounded on his ceiling with a broom yet again to demand you adjust the sound settings on your stereo

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Feb 23, 2023

@Mather

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• Feb 17, 2023

R.I.P. Otis B

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• Feb 15, 2023

Neutral Milk Hotel Box Set Plays Exclusively on Wind-Up Gramophone

Lifelong Neutral Milk Hotel fan Connor Hardin recently purchased the band’s new vinyl box set online only to be surprised that the records are all 78 rpm and play exclusively on wind-up gramophone, slightly miffed sources report.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Feb 12, 2023

I think we’re all winners tonight. Except that one person. We all know who that is!

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Feb 12, 2023

Look, I’m not preaching, but get out there and be active. Just move your body. Go for walks. Eat smarter. Get sleep. Just be nice to your heart and the rest of your foundation.

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• Feb 12, 2023

Today is one of the best days to go to the gym or Costco. #livelaughlove

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• Feb 9, 2023

The Next Morrissey? This Guy Is Getting More Conservative as He’s Getting Older and He’s Really Into Morrissey

Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock, sensationalizing critics with his witty, sensitive lyricism, uniquely prissy stage presence, and obsession with being the only person in the band allowed to talk, but he...

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Feb 7, 2023

“Storage Wars” Winner Totally Unprepared to Run Lookout! Records

“Storage Wars” cast member Kenny Crossley recently placed the winning bid on an abandoned storage locker, only to discover it contained nothing more than the unsold inventory from failed punk rock label Lookout! Records, baffled sources report.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Feb 3, 2023

He’s not wrong

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• Feb 2, 2023

Quiz: Bright Eyes Lyric or Quote From the Green River Killer

Life imitates art. Or is that the other way around? Regardless, whichever way it works out just hope that, unlike Bright Eyes, your art doesn’t inadvertently make it seem like you could have serial murdered 49 women in rural Washington.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Jan 27, 2023

Kraftwerk Asks Sound Guy if They Can Get More Beeps and Boops in Monitor

Electronic quartet Kraftwerk asked the sound guy at a recent show if they could get more “beeps” and “boops” in the monitor, sources who asked if they could be more specific confirmed.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Jan 27, 2023

This is crazy, son

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• Jan 26, 2023

Besides that hatbird fellow, who else owns an actual wallet?

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• Jan 19, 2023

How To Avoid Getting Pink Eye at the Buckcherry Concert Again

The weekend’s finally here and you deserve a wild night at the Missouri State Fair. You got your leather boots oiled up and the brim on your shapeable straw cowboy hat is rolled up to its finest point. A point that can mean only one thing: you're here to fucking party.

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• Jan 16, 2023

While I understand his importance to music, I will never not laugh when I hear a Dylan song.

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  Ginormousthumbs

• Jan 16, 2023

One of my favorite local record stores is closing in 12 days and that’s not the news I wanted to see this morning.