Today is one of the best days to go to the gym or Costco. #livelaughlove
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The Next Morrissey? This Guy Is Getting More Conservative as He’s Getting Older and He’s Really Into Morrissey
Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock, sensationalizing critics with his witty, sensitive lyricism, uniquely prissy stage presence, and obsession with being the only person in the band allowed to talk, but he...
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“Storage Wars” Winner Totally Unprepared to Run Lookout! Records
“Storage Wars” cast member Kenny Crossley recently placed the winning bid on an abandoned storage locker, only to discover it contained nothing more than the unsold inventory from failed punk rock label Lookout! Records, baffled sources report.
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He’s not wrong
Quiz: Bright Eyes Lyric or Quote From the Green River Killer
Life imitates art. Or is that the other way around? Regardless, whichever way it works out just hope that, unlike Bright Eyes, your art doesn’t inadvertently make it seem like you could have serial murdered 49 women in rural Washington.
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Kraftwerk Asks Sound Guy if They Can Get More Beeps and Boops in Monitor
Electronic quartet Kraftwerk asked the sound guy at a recent show if they could get more “beeps” and “boops” in the monitor, sources who asked if they could be more specific confirmed.
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This is crazy, son
Besides that hatbird fellow, who else owns an actual wallet?
How To Avoid Getting Pink Eye at the Buckcherry Concert Again
The weekend’s finally here and you deserve a wild night at the Missouri State Fair. You got your leather boots oiled up and the brim on your shapeable straw cowboy hat is rolled up to its finest point. A point that can mean only one thing: you're here to fucking party.
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While I understand his importance to music, I will never not laugh when I hear a Dylan song.
One of my favorite local record stores is closing in 12 days and that’s not the news I wanted to see this morning.
I’m going to try for a 99% Dry 2023. That’s right. No vinyl purchases except 1, if it even happens, for the entire year.
Anyone else want to run through a grassy field and toss flower petals when they hear Jethro Tull or is it just me?
Microbes Growing In AirPods Getting Really Into Radiohead
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Twelve Times Les Claypool Surprised Us With a Funny Little Hat
Les Claypool has made a career out of dabbling in the absurd. From his off-kilter bass slappery to his lyrics about horny alley cats, he’s…
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Sex is good, but have you ever pulled right up to the pump at Costco?
“ It's funny how you just break down
Waitin' on some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With magic soakin' my spine
Can you read my mind?”
Brandon Flowers is eating at the same public eating establishment as me right now. This is life I lead in Fabulous Las Vegas.
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