Local Napalm Death fan Mark Dixon is reportedly feeling proud about the comment made by a woman after they engaged in nearly two dozen seconds of sexual intercourse.
Merriam-Webster caused 45-year-olds across the country to collectively blow a gasket by adding “vinyls” as an official entry to their list of recognized words.
Blink-182 fans have become the latest victims of price-gouging pioneer, Ticketmaster. Now, divorced fathers everywhere are wondering how they’re going to afford $750 pit tickets to hear Tom DeLonge sing about fucking a dog.
It’s always awkward when two girls show up in the same outfit but it’s even worse when nearly two thousand students at the same liberal arts college come to class wearing the same Phoebe Bridgers tour shirt.