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• Feb 9, 2023

The Next Morrissey? This Guy Is Getting More Conservative as He’s Getting Older and He’s Really Into Morrissey

Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock, sensationalizing critics with his witty, sensitive lyricism, uniquely prissy stage presence, and obsession with being the only person in the band allowed to talk, but he...

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• Feb 7, 2023

“Storage Wars” Winner Totally Unprepared to Run Lookout! Records

“Storage Wars” cast member Kenny Crossley recently placed the winning bid on an abandoned storage locker, only to discover it contained nothing more than the unsold inventory from failed punk rock label Lookout! Records, baffled sources report.

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• Feb 3, 2023

He’s not wrong

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• Feb 2, 2023

Quiz: Bright Eyes Lyric or Quote From the Green River Killer

Life imitates art. Or is that the other way around? Regardless, whichever way it works out just hope that, unlike Bright Eyes, your art doesn’t inadvertently make it seem like you could have serial murdered 49 women in rural Washington.

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• Jan 27, 2023

Kraftwerk Asks Sound Guy if They Can Get More Beeps and Boops in Monitor

Electronic quartet Kraftwerk asked the sound guy at a recent show if they could get more “beeps” and “boops” in the monitor, sources who asked if they could be more specific confirmed.

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  LiamGallaghersBucketHat

• Jan 27, 2023

This is crazy, son

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  LiamGallaghersBucketHat

• Jan 26, 2023

Besides that hatbird fellow, who else owns an actual wallet?

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• Jan 19, 2023

How To Avoid Getting Pink Eye at the Buckcherry Concert Again

The weekend’s finally here and you deserve a wild night at the Missouri State Fair. You got your leather boots oiled up and the brim on your shapeable straw cowboy hat is rolled up to its finest point. A point that can mean only one thing: you're here to fucking party.

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• Jan 16, 2023

While I understand his importance to music, I will never not laugh when I hear a Dylan song.

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• Jan 16, 2023

One of my favorite local record stores is closing in 12 days and that’s not the news I wanted to see this morning.

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• Jan 13, 2023

I’m going to try for a 99% Dry 2023. That’s right. No vinyl purchases except 1, if it even happens, for the entire year.

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• Jan 12, 2023

Anyone else want to run through a grassy field and toss flower petals when they hear Jethro Tull or is it just me?

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• Jan 11, 2023

Microbes Growing In AirPods Getting Really Into Radiohead

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• Jan 9, 2023

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• Jan 8, 2023

Twelve Times Les Claypool Surprised Us With a Funny Little Hat

Les Claypool has made a career out of dabbling in the absurd. From his off-kilter bass slappery to his lyrics about horny alley cats, he’s…

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  LiamGallaghersBucketHat

• Jan 7, 2023

Sex is good, but have you ever pulled right up to the pump at Costco?

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• Jan 6, 2023

“ It's funny how you just break down
Waitin' on some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With magic soakin' my spine
Can you read my mind?”

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• Jan 1, 2023

Brandon Flowers is eating at the same public eating establishment as me right now. This is life I lead in Fabulous Las Vegas.

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• Jan 1, 2023

Happy New Year! And all that stuff

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• Dec 31, 2022

Rest Easy Jeremiah.