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Björk Sells Music Catalog Rights To Forest Elf In Exchange For Enchanted Crystal Toad
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND—Inking the deal to transfer ownership of her work to the mythical creature, Björk sold her entire music catalog Thursday to a woodland elf in exchange for an enchanted crystal toad. “After careful consideration of whom to entrust with stewardship of my artistic legacy, I...
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Karen O is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost.
How To Tell Your White Friend You Don’t Like Wilco
It's happened. The day has come. Your beloved white friend has asked you to give their favorite Wilco album a listen. They have sworn up and down that they're just like Cake and while you're not so sure, you give it a listen to humor them. It is, predictably, absolutely awful.
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Sometimes I’m amazed at what is on YouTube. I was at this show….
My sock has a rippppp
Squeal
Velocity Girl Reunited For Their First Show In 21 Years: Watch
Bubblegrunge standard-bearers Velocity Girl reunited in Washington, DC this weekend to headline the second night of the Black Cat’s 30th anniversary celebration. Last night’s performance marked the first time Velocity Girl had played live in more than two decades. (The Sub Pop-signed group broke...
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Beyoncé Hires Mohammed Bin Salman To Perform At Her Birthday
LOS ANGELES—Verifying reports that she shelled out more than $100 million for the private show, insiders confirmed Monday that Beyoncé hired Mohammed bin Salman to perform at her recent birthday party in Bel Air, CA. “Beyoncé spared no expense in bringing her favorite artist, the crown prince...
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So, Is There a Mrs. Brightside?
Why hello there. I must say, your story intrigued me. I know what it’s like coming out of a difficult relationship but I have to ask, is there a Mrs. Brightside? Because I am totally willing to take on that role.
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The holidays are fast approaching
Opinion: I’ll Know I’ve Made It When I Can Finally Afford Much Less Comfortable Furniture
Every night I sink into the familiar arms of the couch that has sat in my living room for the last decade. The way the pleather perfectly hugs my body serves as a tangible reminder that I still can't afford that absurdly chic concrete chair from Design Within Reach. They say "dress for the job...
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How To Support Your Local Scene When Your Local Scene Is Just Dueling Steely Dan Cover Bands
Growing up, there were local shows at teen centers, VFWs, and in friends’ basements nearly every weekend. My parents retired to Palm Lagoon, a shitty…
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Possible good news for Jellyfish fans. Start at 1 hour 8 minutes.
Happy Monday
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