Local Napalm Death fan Mark Dixon is reportedly feeling proud about the comment made by a woman after they engaged in nearly two dozen seconds of sexual intercourse.
Merriam-Webster caused 45-year-olds across the country to collectively blow a gasket by adding “vinyls” as an official entry to their list of recognized words.
Blink-182 fans have become the latest victims of price-gouging pioneer, Ticketmaster. Now, divorced fathers everywhere are wondering how they’re going to afford $750 pit tickets to hear Tom DeLonge sing about fucking a dog.