folsom_lives
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Equipment Recommendations - The Home For New System and Upgrade Advice
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Mather
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Ok, I feel that I have to set the record straight here. I may like stereo gadgets, and Lego and whatnot. But I am fully anti smart everything. I have no smart appliances, doorbells, door locks or any of that shit. I do not need my fridge spying on me, my phone already has that position on lock down.
Mather
Unknown Member
Yes I'm very confused here because I live in a small post war bungalow with tiny post war bungalow bathrooms and a fridge that can barely fit a six pack of beer. I can almost guarantee that Newman's house and bathrooms and appliances dwarf anything in here.
Nee Lewman
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You posted pictures of the remodel back in the day.
Nee Lewman
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My bathrooms are glorified closets.
Mather
Unknown Member
Oh yeah, that fridge may look big but it's about as deep as a puddle. These 1960s kitchens cut outs were not made for 2020 appliances.
SnowmaNick
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No doorbell camera you say? When are you expecting new gear again?
TenderLovingKiller®
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Closets that you poop in.
SnowmaNick
Well-Known Member
Do our wonderful northern neighbors often poop in closets?
TenderLovingKiller®
Well-Known Member
I knew someone who referred to the bathroom as the “WC” short for Water Closet.
I assume most Canadians are too polite to poop.
folsom_lives
pretty_lil_dirt_boi
I like when guests over at my house ask me where the bathroom is...
Like, any room is the bathroom if you don't care.
Also it's down the hall and to the left. It'll be the one with the toilet.
TenderLovingKiller®
Well-Known Member
A very important clue.
Joe Mac
Well-Known Member
Yeah I mean I’m just asking where I can take a piss without whipping out my dick in public or nosing through all of your rooms until I find it.
folsom_lives
pretty_lil_dirt_boi
Well if you're inclined to doing the former, you won't be invited in the first place.
Joe Mac
Well-Known Member
Well then why is odd that I want to know what room to go to do it in?
Nee Lewman
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Is that why @Bohnjaggs doesnt?
Mather
Unknown Member
Don't need camera, got two attack dogs.No doorbell camera you say? When are you expecting new gear again?
Um... They're very mean.
folsom_lives
pretty_lil_dirt_boi
Is this one of those times where I say I was only taking the piss? Or whatever the turn of phrase is over there?
It's not odd, I just feel like anyone with any sense could guess where someone's facilities are in a house just by them having existed in the world for a time. Also my house is not large and has very few doors. You've got a 50/50 chance of it being the bathroom or the pantry.