It Could Get A Bit Messi In Here - The Football Thread.

[Ginormousthumbs]

I do love that United plays the Roses.

 

[Joe Mac]

I do love that United plays the Roses.

Ian Brown is a big red, I was at a testimonial where he was on the pitch singing them on.

 

[wokeupnew]

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Anyone else get hungry for a Snickers?

 

[Joe Mac]

Anyone else get hungry for a Snickers?

Always preferred a marathon

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Always preferred a marathon

My favorite is Reese’s Peanut Butter in whatever shape they want to put it in but they flashed the Snickers logo next to the time clock and it got me hungry for one.

 

[Joe Mac]

My favorite is Reese’s Peanut Butter in whatever shape they want to put it in but they flashed the Snickers logo next to the time clock and it got me hungry for one.

I don’t think my joke landed because Snickers used be called Marathon in the UK & Ireland before 1990 but I’m now guessing that wasn’t the case in the US

 

[Jonathan Y]

Eriksen would've been on had Matic not grabbed him!

Nice free kick too....LETS GO BEES

BUZZ BUZZ!

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

I don’t think my joke landed because Snickers used be called Marathon in the UK & Ireland before 1990 but I’m now guessing that wasn’t the case in the US

I didn’t know that but now I do so if the joke presents itself again in 5 years, I’ll laugh emoji it!

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

I retroactively laugh emoji’d it!

 

[Jonathan Y]

That was dumb.

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Wait, CR7 is allowed to push the player to gain advantage?

 

[Jonathan Y]

Alright. That'll do it...Here's hoping Brentford can take Everton down next match!

 

[Joe Mac]

Wait, CR7 is allowed to push the player to gain advantage?

When you go shoulder to shoulder that’s legal, it’s a test of strength.

 

[Jonathan Y]

Wait, CR7 is allowed to push the player to gain advantage?

That was dumb.

Was hoping for a Ball doesn't lie situation...but he nailed the shot...That was much like an NBA play that should've been a charge, but it led to a blocking foul and free throws.

 

[Joe Mac]

That was much like an NBA play that should've been a charge, but it led to a blocking foul and free throws.

Jon talks Greek

 

[Jonathan Y]

Sorry @Joe Mac this is just your typical American football fan ignoring history and thinking man it'd be nice to have a team who's been buying success for a while now to have it catch up to them (i.e. Everton relegation)! Lets go underdogs!!!

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

I’ve been trying to figure out goalkeepers and how they react. I know I would never want to be one.

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Jon talks Greek

It’s like Marathon

 

[Jonathan Y]

I’ve been trying to figure out goalkeepers and how they react. I know I would never want to be one.

Did you catch Pickford against Chelsea yesterday?

That was a great run of the keeper and his emotions on full display