Needles & Grooves AoTM /// Vol. 1 - July 2019 Lou Reed - The Blue Mask

[Joe Mac]

Last night I got drunk and listened to 5 Elton John albums in a row. This isn’t a boast

Last night I was drinking a listening to music with my dad. He fell asleep on the sofa and started snoring so I went to bed early...

 

[Murfocakes]

What in the hell is going on in here?

We’re making a sitcom.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Ask those guys.

Aren’t you one of those guys? Which guys are you? Which are those? Who is who?

 

[Joe Mac]

We’re making a sitcom.

I’m actually beginning to think that my life might just be one of those performance art pieces...

 

[Nee Lewman]

We’re making a sitcom.

Why is there a stereotypical American in a sitcom and why am I that guy?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’m actually beginning to think that my life might just be one of those performance art pieces...

The @Joe Mac show

 

[Murfocakes]

Aren’t you one of those guys? Which guys are you? Which are those? Who is who?

He is one of us. Sorry to break that to you @Skalap

 

[Joe Mac]

Why is there a stereotypical American in a sitcom and why am I that guy?

Because I felt we needed one to move the narrative on and you’re usually a good sport...

 

[Joe Mac]

The @Joe Mac show

I wonder if Jim Carey will play me in the film adaptation...

 

[Murfocakes]

Why is there a stereotypical American in a sitcom and why am I that guy?

You could be the Newman character to @Joe Mac ’s drunken Jerry. Only a nice one

 

[Murfocakes]

The @Joe Mac show

And his never ending quest to have the most posts online

 

[Skalap]

Last night I got drunk and then watched a star is born. I’m still not sure that was a great plan.

Did you sing?

Aren’t you one of those guys? Which guys are you? Which are those? Who is who?

I am one of those guys but not those guys, I am the baguette of @Murfocakes' sitcom or whatever he wants to call this.

 

[Murfocakes]

I was listening to that Prince Originals album today @Lee Newman btw. Have you heard it? It’s AMAZING! Every one of the tracks is better than the studio one.

 

[Skalap]

He is one of us. Sorry to break that to you @Skalap

Ok so apparently I am one of those guys too.

 

[Enoch]

We all say that we rarely drink, except our Irish guys.

exactly, no one ever thinks they drink too much

Why is there a stereotypical American in a sitcom and why am I that guy?

It's a non-American show, it would need a loud (hopefully loveable) drunk American

 

[Skalap]

exactly, no one ever thinks they drink too much

It's a non-American show, it would need a loud (hopefully loveable) drunk American

You may need subtitles too to understand them after a few drinks.

 

[Murfocakes]

Did you sing?

I am one of those guys but not those guys, I am the baguette of @Murfocakes' sitcom or whatever he wants to call this.

The title has to be based on a pun. My idea for a sitcom is A Pizza De Action. It’s set in a New York pizzeria with blue collar cop character Tony De Action. Here’s the twist, get this, Tony doesn’t realise his parents are actually in the Mafia. Cue hilarious pratfalls and Godfather references. Ray Romano is signed on already

 

[Skalap]

BTW I think it's one of the Metallica's records listed.

 

[Joe Mac]

exactly, no one ever thinks they drink too much

It's a non-American show, it would need a loud (hopefully loveable) drunk American

I never said drunk! I’m not perpetuating stereotypes here (well other than loud, well intentioned but slightly clueless American tourists...)

 

[Murfocakes]

Ok so apparently I am one of those guys too.

If you were there on Super Saturday you are one of us.