NHL Thread Because There Isn't An NHL Thread

[Hollywood]

Brian Boyle! His first as a

 

[jaycee]

That overhead camera angle is pretty cool. Was that around last year?

 

[Corycm]

These guys are aware that even though they haven’t been broadcasting for 17 years, like, we’ve been watching that whole time., right? Pretty sure we were all aware that the trap was gone.

 

[Corycm]

Ignore me, I’m a crabby bird.

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

They should just put a robot between the benches

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

They should just put a robot between the benches

Or a fern

 

[Corycm]

Or a fern

A nice ficus.



Also in case you weren’t aware yet, Malkin and Crosby are not playing tonight. No one has mentioned it in the last 30 goddamn seconds so I wanted everyone to be sure they know.

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Hockey: The puck is tiny
ESPN: What if we create a camera angle that makes the puck even harder to see.

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Oooo…gonna go make a meme. BRB

 

[Corycm]

Hockey: The puck is tiny
ESPN: What if we create a camera angle that makes the puck even harder to see.

I was having flaming puck/disco puck ptsd flashbacks when they started talking about “innovations”

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

 

[Turbo]

They should just put a robot between the benches

Like hire Pierre McGuire?

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Like hire Pierre McGuire?

Never speak his name again

 

[Turbo]

Never speak his name again

Imagine being a Sens fan right now?

 

[jaycee]

Like hire Pierre McGuire?

That dumb jerk from NBC? man their whole team with Roenick and the other guy can eat my shorts

 

[Turbo]

That dumb jerk from NBC the Sens Player Development group? man their whole team with Roenick and the other guy can eat my shorts

 

[Corycm]

To be clear: I am 100% here for whatever weird ass opening night nonsense VGK wants tho throw out there. Vegas is the only team in the league that gets a not only a full pass but active encouragement on absolute weirdness just because it’s Vegas.

I want a parade of cotton candy goats on ice as archers shoot the pasties off some ice skating gorillas while they fire actual gold bricks at trapeze artists while Snoop Dogg reads free flow narration. I want WEIRD.

 

[jaycee]

If Jeremy Roenick only existed in NHL '95 the world would be a better place

 

[Hollywood]

To be clear: I am 100% here for whatever weird ass opening night nonsense VGK wants tho throw out there. Vegas is the only team in the league that gets a not only a full pass but active encouragement on absolute weirdness just because it’s Vegas.

I want a parade of cotton candy goats on ice as archers shoot the pasties off some ice skating gorillas while they fire actual gold bricks at trapeze artists while Snoop Dogg reads free flow narration. I want WEIRD.

It's going to be quite the scene!

 

[Corycm]

If Jeremy Roenick only existed in NHL '95 the world would be a better place

He practically started a fist fight with Mike Milbury live on air, so for that alone I’ll give him a pass.