NHL Thread Because There Isn't An NHL Thread

Ginormousthumbs said:
I mean I get where he’s coming from. At this point in time, most of them ask cliche questions and pretty much answer themselves. You’re not going to get anything fresh from him.
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No sports reporter has ever asked an interesting question, ever. There's no point asking any of them anything. Torts is just more blunt about the inanity of the clichés.
 
sahomerrocks said:
How is the NHL going to decide if the Pens or the Oilers get the #1 pick this year?
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Determined by:
a regular period,
followed by a full period of 3-on-3,
we sacrifice a couple goats,
the LWs meet a center ice for a dance-off,
[lunch break]
coach yoga,
a shootout,
goalie bowling,
third-line musical chairs,
another period of 3-on-3, but with no sticks,
the swimsuit competition,
trainers present their written essays,
[free zamboni rides]
the traditional Roenick piñata,
then they draw a name out of the shoe used to beat Mike Milbury for the winner.
 
Corycm said:
Determined by:
a regular period,
followed by a full period of 3-on-3,
we sacrifice a couple goats,
the LWs meet a center ice for a dance-off,
[lunch break]
coach yoga,
a shootout,
goalie bowling,
third-line musical chairs,
another period of 3-on-3, but with no sticks,
the swimsuit competition,
trainers present their written essays,
[free zamboni rides]
the traditional Roenick piñata,
then they draw a name out of the shoe used to beat Mike Milbury for the winner.
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You forgot the most important factor. Race to who gets to threaten to move the team first.
 
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