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[Joe Mac]

It's sessionable

Haha you’ve not been on a Guinness session. You end up feeling proper bloated after a while, fills you right up! Not to mention the consequences the next day...

 

[dhodo]

Light beer is not a term I recognise. It’s not equivalent to your various light pisses.

 

[Selaws]

It is a light beer (alcohol wise, same as bud light), not flavor wise. Brewed for mass consumption, unlike the export stout.

It's sessionable

Haha you’ve not been on a Guinness session. You end up feeling proper bloated after a while, fills you right up! Not to mention the consequences the next day...

I tend to refer to it as having a consistency like an 'alcoholic milkshake'

 

[Joe Mac]

I denounce this witchcraft as pandering to your crazy market...

 

[Djxfactor511]

Haha you’ve not been on a Guinness session. You end up feeling proper bloated after a while, fills you right up! Not to mention the consequences the next day...

I've been to your green, delicious country. Had many a Guinness session while I was there.

 

[Joe Mac]

I've been to your green, delicious country. Had many a Guinness session while I was there.

Ah so you know the consequences the following day!

 

[Murfocakes]

This thread is a disgrace. Report. Report. I’ve drank Your American beers, try 10 pints of Guinness or 10 pints of Bud. After 10 pints of Guinness you are full. That’s why we have whiskey. After 10 pints of Bud you can have 10 pints of Guinness. Then whiskey

 

[Mather]

Yes... YESSSS

LOOK AT WHAT I HATH WROUGHT!

 

[Murfocakes]

You can have a nice pint of Guinness. 1. But a session is a slaughter fest. With psychological repercussions

 

[Joe Mac]

You can have a nice pint of Guinness. 1. But a session is a slaughter fest. With psychological repercussions

I can’t do it anymore. 4 is my top on Guinness now. Then I have to move on. To be 18 again and have a shelf of pints awaiting my attention for the lock in and knowing I could get through them all...

 

[uvwxVinyl]

Yes... YESSSS

LOOK AT WHAT I HATH WROUGHT!

The first rule of fight club vinyl is

YOU DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT GODDAMN GUINNESS

 

[Mather]

The first rule of fight club vinyl is

YOU DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT GODDAMN GUINNESS

I didn't, I simply suggested that I was going to use it as punishment.

 

[Joe Mac]

I didn't, I simply suggested that I was going to use it as punishment.

If I ever end up in jail I want you as my gaoler!

 

[folsom_lives]

Wait, what thread am I in again?

 

[Mather]

Wait, what thread am I in again?

CHUG CHUUG CHUUUG!

 

[Joe Mac]

Wait, what thread am I in again?

The “Don’t talk shit about our national icon” thread

 

[Dark Star Boogie]

I just want to say Guinness is absolutely amazing. That is all.

And I don’t even really drink anymore, but having one is always a pleasure.

 

[folsom_lives]

The “Don’t talk shit about our national icon” thread

When your national icon is a beer, your country may have a wee bit of a drinking problem...

 

[Joe Mac]

When your national icon is a beer, your country may have a wee bit of a drinking problem...

Erm, so you’ve never been here then...

Also one of, not the sole!

We have whiskey too...

 

[Dark Star Boogie]

When your national icon is a beer, your country may have a wee bit of a drinking problem...

To be fair, the US has a similar problem.