Of course, the other way to hype a new album is this (typos all theirs; hopefully intentional)... Better to only send it to those who'd care, so PM me your e-dress if you want to be added to the chain. I can Dropbox the songs -
"You know me. I am a seriously person. I don’t usually forwards these kinds of things, but this one was different. I know, I know, you’re thinking to yourself and out loud…chain letters are for losers and infidels. But I stand before you both neither nor both of those. Irregardless, maybe you have heard about this letter, because it has been in the news lately. Not the #fakenews, but the #realnews. Bad things have happened to those who junk foldered this once-in-a-millenials opportunity. And magical things have happened to people who complicited. It’s eazy as One, 2, C!
1. Forward this missave, to five friends (or frenemies, if you think they won’t forward it and want them to be visited by harm.) Put these five people in the “To” field.
2. Copy
pernicepromo2019@ashmontrecords.com on your email CC.
If you DON’T follow these exactly directions, bad luck will be your new only best friend. Your dog will have onion soup gas. Your childrain or grandchildren will grow up to be some tipe of supremacist. The same spiritual death bird will defecate on your head every day to mock you. You will have verbosity vegan houseguests who leave wet towels and eat loudly EVERY WEEKEND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFES. If what I say is to metzaphorical, let me be Frank: you will have BAD, BAD LUCK.
True fact story: A Italio-American music decomposer ignored this email request, and he now has incurable tinituss 25-7 sounds like deathbed Robbie Robson blue guitar.
If you forward this email as instructed with no complaint or timidity, you will receive two unreleased tracks from Pernice Brothers."