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Explain SpeedBoatChamp….

I wantz haz to knowz
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The story isn’t anything all that interesting. My regular handle TLK, was too long and I had to pick something else. We had been watching The Brady Bunch and in the episode “The Winner” Bobby Brady is being a huge bitch because he sucks at life and all his siblings win awards while Bobby is being a sore loser. About midway through the episode there is a dream sequences where Bobby wins some major awards, the Word Series, sets world record for ski jumping and becomes the worlds greatest Speed Boat Driver. I thought the “Speed Boat Driver” sounded bad ass but it was again too long so I came up with “Speedboat Champ” instead.

I shoulda just lied and said I won the 2003 Seafair Cup piloting the Miss Budweiser Hydroplane but I am not that cool.
 
View attachment 167766The story isn’t anything all that interesting. My regular handle TLK, was too long and I had to pick something else. We had been watching The Brady Bunch and in the episode “The Winner” Bobby Brady is being a huge bitch because he sucks at life and all his siblings win awards while Bobby is being a sore loser. About midway through the episode there is a dream sequences where Bobby wins some major awards, the Word Series, sets world record for ski jumping and becomes the worlds greatest Speed Boat Driver. I thought the “Speed Boat Driver” sounded bad ass but it was again too long so I cane up with “Speedboat Champ”.

I shoulda just lied and said I won the 2003 Seafair Cup piloting the Miss Budweiser Hydroplane but I am not that cool.
Thanks SpeedBoatChamp!
 
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The story isn’t anything all that interesting. My regular handle TLK, was too long and I had to pick something else. We had been watching The Brady Bunch and in the episode “The Winner” Bobby Brady is being a huge bitch because he sucks at life and all his siblings win awards while Bobby is being a sore loser. About midway through the episode there is a dream sequences where Bobby wins some major awards, the Word Series, sets world record for ski jumping and becomes the worlds greatest Speed Boat Driver. I thought the “Speed Boat Driver” sounded bad ass but it was again too long so I came up with “Speedboat Champ” instead.

I shoulda just lied and said I won the 2003 Seafair Cup piloting the Miss Budweiser Hydroplane but I am not that cool.
TLK > SBC
 
Fack. Damn my lack of keeping up my Discogs. I can’t remember whether I got this or missed this last round. Faaaaaaack. I guess I might have two now.

Edit: ouch. If I do already have this, that was a fiddy dollar boner once shipping/tax figured in.
 
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