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Strange world we live in where a Platinum selling album is considered a bomb
Whats stranger to me is all this Taylor Swift hype thats been enduring for 15 years now or something. I try and try and try and understand what’s supposed to be amazing about the music and I still can't see it as anything other than some brainwash scheme drawn up by none other than Mugatu.

I imagine this all ends with Swifties being mobilized to wicked ends with a code word that brings a swift end to democracy as we know it and Taylor Swift will sit crowned and adorned on a mound of 400 million American skulls.

 
Whats stranger to me is all this Taylor Swift hype thats been enduring for 15 years now or something. I try and try and try and understand what’s supposed to be amazing about the music and I still can't see it as anything other than some brainwash scheme drawn up by none other than Mugatu.

I imagine this all ends with Swifties being mobilized to wicked ends with a code word that brings a swift end to democracy as we know it and Taylor Swift will sit crowned and adorned on a mound of 400 million American skulls.


For the most part her music isn’t my bag either but I definitely understand the appeal. Her songs are quality pop if not spectacular and she is at the same time relatable and a Pop Star. She is the Paul Rudd of pop music.
 
Whats stranger to me is all this Taylor Swift hype thats been enduring for 15 years now or something. I try and try and try and understand what’s supposed to be amazing about the music and I still can't see it as anything other than some brainwash scheme drawn up by none other than Mugatu.

I imagine this all ends with Swifties being mobilized to wicked ends with a code word that brings a swift end to democracy as we know it and Taylor Swift will sit crowned and adorned on a mound of 400 million American skulls.


If you’ve been trying to understand for 15 years might be time to hang it up and let Swifties have their music.

Noah Kahan on the other hand, can kick rocks. He’s the evolution of the ho-hey stomp-clap movement that was supposed to die when Mumford went full pop.
 
Whats stranger to me is all this Taylor Swift hype thats been enduring for 15 years now or something. I try and try and try and understand what’s supposed to be amazing about the music and I still can't see it as anything other than some brainwash scheme drawn up by none other than Mugatu.

I imagine this all ends with Swifties being mobilized to wicked ends with a code word that brings a swift end to democracy as we know it and Taylor Swift will sit crowned and adorned on a mound of 400 million American skulls.


I agreed with you until 1989.
 
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