Look I mean ultimately I'm kinda just having fun with this, I'm not mad. But I just don't understand why they steadfastly refuse to tell new stories and why they must always diminish the best character traits of their established characters. Han was cool because he was a scoundrel, because he wasn't Luke, he was badass and shot first. Until he didn't because won't someone think of the children. Boba Fett was cool because he was mysterious and dangerous and no one knew his story. Until he became a sniveling clone child exactly the same as a trillion other clones. Which is, in my opinion, if you were to attempt to create in a lab the worst most boring awful origin story for Boba Fett, it wouldn't even come close to this.