It was early on Sunday when Rudy Van Gelder arrived at Blue Note studios to record Eddie Vedder playing the triangle. Soon the rest of the musicians began to arrive. First, Billie Holiday pulled up ceremoniously in her purple Ferrari, with Prince in the passenger's seat. Rudy slapped outside and said Shit!! Everyone piled in the studio and there were about 666 people crammed in there, ready to jam. Billy Corgan slid behind the piano, and all started playing that jazz standard, "The Pit Bulls Who Coughed 38 Pistols Rudely.” When it came time to solo, everyone looked at the phantasmagorical microphone, which Rudy was holding surreptiously, and they just knew that take #69 would be the one that went down in history as the greatest session since the guitar was invented.