Oof... so here's currently what I'm going to look to get replaced:
-Maiden Voyage has some surface noise, particularly on the opening track.
-1+1 - both records probably have the worst warps in the box and the first record in particular has some terrible pops on Side A.
-The River - first record is fine but the second record is ATROCIOUS. Just this horrible swooshing and distortion all throughout Side C. Is this surface noise? An off-center record? I have no idea but it really, really sucks. I haven't even listened to Side D yet, not sure if I should even bother.
I need to give VSOP another listen before making videos of everything. In my email to VMP I also might gripe a bit about Head Hunters' warp as well but at least it's listenable unlike the above.
Because I want to try and be a glass-is-half-full sort of fella, I will again state The Piano is amazing, Takin' Off and Future Shock have no issues of note, and Head Hunters would be perfect if it didn't have that dish warp. Oh and no complaints on the packaging, everything is absolutely beautiful.