Deloused surface noise trip report:
It sounds like most people have issues at the start of Sides A and B, but for me it was the opposite: the record was dead silent until the final 10 seconds or so of Side A. That's when the surface noise kicks in as the song begins to fade out. Side B sounded perfect to my old ears.
Side C had a couple of pops about halfway through, but nothing too jarring and on a casual listen, I probably wouldn't notice. I also didn't notice anything amiss on Side D.
I'm not sure how audiophile my setup can be considered so maybe it's a case where a "nicer" system would actually make it sound worse but for me... this sounds pretty good, especially given all the negative reviews I had been seeing. It also might be a case where maybe if I had on headphones I'd notice more flaws but honestly, I rarely listen to my records with headphones on so it's not gonna be an issue for me one way or the other.
I'm... satisfied?