The fuck is this description?
"You already know what this is, and have by now already clicked to purchase this particular variant of this quite good LP. So I'm going to use this space to talk about Alfredo sauce: Not a fan! It's like not garlicky enough, and it doesn't smell good! What's the deal with the smell? It's like warm milk, and poured over noodles! Not a fan! But, I think I speak for all of us at VMP HQ when I say we are a pro-fettuccini company. Elite noodle, just with a bad partner sauce. Anyways, have a good one. "