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[Rowan]

They suck but they still don't taste like water unlike Bud light/Coors/a zillion others...

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

 

[Crabbers]

She works for Sleeman/Sapporo, but the absolute best brand she reps is Unibrou. They win multitudes of World Beer awards every year and I have not had a single thing they brew that isn't absolutely incredible.

 

[Joe Mac]

Man, just cause your pisswater is served at "cellar temperature" doesn't make it less like piss

Real ale is for old men called Colin who smell a little, collect old newspapers and ride vintage motorcycles at 10mph in the countryside at the weekends blocking the road for normal people. Also that’s Britain. I don’t live there anymore

 

[bdrummond]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

To be fair in Ireland you're likely dealing with Sheep's shit.

 

[Joe Mac]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

This is war!

 

[Murfocakes]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

How dare you sir!

 

[bdrummond]

I said this would become an international incident...

 

[Crabbers]

To be fair in Ireland you're likely dealing with Sheep's shit.

 

[Murfocakes]

This is war!

I agree. Some people don’t deserve the finer things in life.

 

[bdrummond]

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I...have no retort to this.

 

[Murfocakes]

I said this would become an international incident...

Let’s call it what it is. A hate crime.

 

[Joe Mac]

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i saw the gif and thought!

“That fucker where did I say it this time”

and then realised you hadn’t quoted me this time

 

[Rowan]

To be fair in Ireland you're likely dealing with Sheep's shit.

Good point. I’d imagine the taste is similar to if a leprechaun pissed in a bucket of sheep shit after a night of eating nothing but asparagus and cornflakes.

 

[bdrummond]

Good point. I’d imagine the taste is similar to if a leprechaun pissed in a bucket of sheep shit after a night of eating nothing but asparagus and cornflakes.

Leprechaun's are no more real than a "good Irish stout".

Fight me you Irish bastards

 

[Rowan]

Leprechaun's are no more real than a "good Irish stout".

What I don’t get about Ireland is this... they make amazing whiskey! Why detract from that by peddling that shite?

 

[bdrummond]

What I don’t get about Ireland is this... they make amazing whiskey! Why detract from that by peddling that shite?

Don't get me started on Hobgoblin (which is our most available import).

 

[avecigrec]

...so, how about those records huh?!

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

...so, how about those records huh?!

They go great with a drink or three

 

[Joe Mac]

Don't get me started on Hobgoblin (which is our most available import).

That’s shit but it’s not Irish...

 

[folsom_lives]

Man, I did not think that @Mather's life was gonna start a war of the British isles...