Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[jamieanderson1968]

This makes the VMP Anorak look like a reasonable purchase and life choice.

 

[Mather]

YOU COULD DE-BONE A TROUT WITH THAT THING

 

[cashew]

There is no planet in which that should cost that much money in American dollars.
If there was that is a civilization doomed to fail.

I just don’t have any faith that there isn’t at least one Reddit stan falling over themselves to praise VMP for the INGENUITY.

 

[Mather]

Just to market! Mathers Fingernail™
I will send you one of my EXCLUSIVE VINYL OPENING Fingernails™ for the ONE TIME LOW LOW PRICE OF $25 EARTH DOLLARS AND A SMALL (large) PORTION OF YOUR SOUL

 

[bdrummond]

I just don’t have any faith that there isn’t at least one Reddit stan falling over themselves to praise VMP for the INGENUITY.

Not yet no, all pretty flabbergasted at the price.

But I'm sure there's one dude that ordered those 12on12 albums that's rubbing their hands together right now.

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

Can you even ship knives through the mail?

 

[zdkaiser]

What would you do with more knife?

 

[bdrummond]

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS COMPANY.

 

[bdrummond]

Can you even ship knives through the mail?

Yeah, I'm sure you could.
Luckily only one or two people on earth will actually find out.

 

[avecigrec]

I just don’t have any faith that there isn’t at least one Reddit stan falling over themselves to praise VMP for the INGENUITY.

I mean they needed to something with all their shit pressings - this is a good way to use some up and turn a buck because they know some suckers will spend that shit. So in a disgusting way it is kind of ingenious.

 

[Twentytwo]

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS COMPANY.

How many of these they expecting to sell?

 

[wingclipper]

Open your records with intention.

Corporate speak marketing. Yuck

 

[bdrummond]

I mean they needed to something with all their shit pressings - this is a good way to use some up and turn a buck because they know some suckers will spend that shit. So in a disgusting way it is kind of ingenious.

Jokes on us. Aside from store drops, all ROTMs are easily opened.
Making this EXTRA special hilarious.

 

[Crabbers]

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS COMPANY.

I use a toothpick most of the time…maybe I should email them to brand a $20 vmp toothpick

 

[cashew]

I mean they needed to something with all their shit pressings - this is a good way to use some up and turn a buck because they know some suckers will spend that shit. So in a disgusting way it is kind of ingenious.

So I came here to crack a joke about VMP using all of GZ’s trash to make the handle…

BUT THATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING THING

Per the email, “a real vinyl LP inlay” for the handle. I’m losing my goddamn mind.

 

[Mather]

So I came here to crack a joke about VMP using all of GZ’s trash to make the handle…

BUT THATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING THING

Per the email, “a real vinyl LP inlay” for the handle. I’m losing my goddamn mind.

THEY TURNED ALL MY BEAUTIFUL WARPED BABIES INTO A FISH KNIFE

 

[Portland Sheriff]

Apparently you guys aren’t hip to the status of a co-brand w/ The James Brand and don’t have the wisdom and vision to see how the long blade of this knife will create even “deeper connections” than are already being created by ”analog experiences.” If the blade isn’t long, how is there going to be depth to the connection? Seems straightforward to me.

 

[zdkaiser]

Goddamn it's a fine day when you can quote a Crocodile Dundee film. Thanks VMP!

 

[bdrummond]

Apparently you guys aren’t hip to the status of a co-brand w/ The James Brand and don’t have the wisdom and vision to see how the long blade of this knife will create even “deeper connections” than are already being created by ”analog experiences.” If the knife isn’t long, how is there going to be depth to the connection? Seems straightforward to me.View attachment 139463

James can fuck right off with his brand.

 

[cashew]

THEY TURNED ALL MY BEAUTIFUL WARPED BABIES INTO A FISH KNIFE

This makes me feel so much less bad and embarrassed about the time I once blackout drunk purchased the angler edition of a Swiss Army knife off of steepandcheap.com for $15.