Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

Beat me to it. I’ve been looking forward to the Coltrane. I should of just bought the standard version :rolleyes:
See, I’ve mastered the art of not getting disappointed by/frustrated with VMP (at least when it comes to shipping delays). Let me share my method:

1. Find something on VMP that you want to buy. If there are any statements made about expected ship dates, ignore them.
2. Hit buy, high five Liz Lemon.
3. Archive the email receipt and (this is important) forget about it entirely.
4. Get pleasantly surprised 4 months later when an extra record shows up in your box (Jeff Buckley this month!).

Forty percent of the time, it works every time.
 
See, I’ve mastered the art of not getting disappointed by/frustrated with VMP (at least when it comes to shipping delays). Let me share my method:

1. Find something on VMP that you want to buy. If there are any statements made about expected ship dates, ignore them.
2. Hit buy, high five Liz Lemon.
3. Archive the email receipt and (this is important) forget about it entirely.
4. Get pleasantly surprised 4 months later when an extra record shows up in your box (Jeff Buckley this month!).

Forty percent of the time, it works every time.

Alternatively buy one of those Men In Black mindwiper things and erase your memory after every purchase. That way free records will one day magically arrive at your door.

WARNING - May also result in you buying 5 copies of Mobb Deep not to flip but because you are unaware you bought 1 previously.

FURTHER WARNING - Your house and possessions may be at risk for failure to keep up payments on multiple VMP Anthologies
 
WARNING - May also result in you buying 5 copies of Mobb Deep not to flip but because you are unaware you bought 1 previously.

This is why Storf said multiple copies weren’t bought by flippers. Instead multiples copies must have been bought by Men In Black memory wipers and Goldfish. With their short memories Goldfish make the perfect VMP customer. Currently they are carrying out genetic testing to splice Nathan’s DNA with that of a goldfish to create the perfect client base.
 
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