Legend had it that your vinyl is only as warped as your soul, and he who achieves true Zen mastery will open all his vinyl to find it as flat and noiseless as the meditating mind.
"The end of the world didn’t come with a bang or a whimper, but with a 4/4 beat and syncopated handclaps." (I'm writing a music-related apocalyptic short story right now)
What's the longest you've listened to a record at the wrong speed before realizing your mistake? I once finished a whole side of a Jon Hopkins record, thinking things sounded off, before realizing it.
Fun fact: I once got in trouble for listening to the radio because a Matchbox 20 song came on, and my stepmom was angry that I was listening to "psychedelic" music.