Currently flattening a $250 OG album for a friend. I'm so goddamn frightened right now you guys.
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Me spinning Side 1 of the Crow Soundtrack on vinyl FINALLY:
"FUCK YA! So many awesome songs on here!"
Also me while spinning Sides 2 and 3:
"Oh yeah... right... these other songs are on here too. Uh, good... cool."
This is gunna get lost in so the RSD stuff but seriously, go and watch the show "Wayne" on Prime right now. It's incredible.
I LIVE IN A VEGAN HOUSEHOLD SOMEONE SEND ME SOME TURKEY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Oh my god y'all actually put a "What Would You Do With More Time" graphic in the new store HAHAHAHA
Day 2 National Feeds Coordinator Diary:
Got a bunch of emails about stuff I don't understand, pretty sure someone else will fix it. Filled in a bunch of spreadsheets with numbers that look like they belong there. Leaned how to write an out of office reply. Going to the pub.
I was given 3 days to train for an entirely new job that allowed me to work from home. I've had seven heart attacks but I think I've got it... The names Mather... Mather National Feeds Coordinator...
I'm so sweaty right now
Quick, someone give me some self affirmation, stat!
Okay look, I know... I KNOW... but... could someone please send me a pack of smokes? Like... now. NOW.
I DESIRE.
Thanx,
you.
Oh wow, this new Nina Simone Pastel Blues Acoustic Sounds pressing is fantastic. I'm ecstatic to have a AAA pressing of this that didn't cost me $100+. Well done Kassem. This is awesome.
Anyone have any opinions one way or another on the best high res music streaming service? Still Tidal? Or is there something better out there?
Extraordinary failure to understand how elections function, hastily thrown together with spelling errors (“ballet” for “ballot”), inadmissible hearsay within hearsay, sued the wrong person, when the ruling was appealed the next court kicked the filing back as “defective.”
I DRINK THIS MILKSHAKE
I spent all day today searching stores for the correct size pipe nipple.
Line starts on the left, please wait your turn and then leave your prospective punchline in the basket.
Currently 24 C (75 F) in Toronto. That's 20 degrees Celsius (35F) hotter than normal. The right side of my brain is eating an ice cream cone while running through a field of daisies. The left side of my brain is VERRRRRRY CONCERNED.
I would like to hereby formally name my hangover today. It's name my friends, is Donald. And this beer that I'm about to open, that will vanquish said hangover, is named Joe. Which will then quickly be followed in short order by an amber ale I have named Kamala. I'm planning on having a lot of Joe and Kamalas today.
@livinsmall mentioned this below as well... Sweet mother of God this is the funniest thing I've seen in... ever. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Just read this article, and Patton Oswalts twitter comment at the end.
Whenever you get down, just remember that at least you're not the secret service agents that have to protect this bloated pussbag and his shit for brains kids for the rest of their natural life, because I mean woof, THOSE fuckers have it rough.
Dear America,
Canada would like to formally congratulate you on evicting the family of Grifters, Snake Oil Salesmen and Carnies who you somehow allowed into your White House four years ago. We hope you learned something from this experience.
Signed your loving but frequently disappointed neighbor,
Canada
I'm gunna go destroy a bag of mouldy stale Cheetos with a golf club in celebration of this momentous occasion.
Now... I didn't want to bring this up but... he can run again in 4 years. Hopefully he's in prison. -
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