STOCKHOLM - Fans of the Swedish death metal band Malfunctioning Whirlpool were shocked to discover that the hit musical group is actually nothing more than recordings of an old dishwasher running a bucket of nails through a wash cycle.
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There were bagpipes, later a horse peed as it strode past. People leapt up, grabbed their folding chairs and ran. I'm unsure if it was due to the bagpipes, or the fountain of fetid horse piss.
I think it was a little of both.