Social Distancing is the most Larry David-ass thing ever. He seriously must have enough material for four more seasons from the past month alone.
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You guys ever have 8 drinks then put some left over miso soup on the stove then forget about it while you're watching a movie and it turns to molten lava and makes your whole house smell like the seventh level of Hades?
Me neither.
And I thought I hated grocery shopping BEFORE.
If there's one thing I've really felt the grocery shopping experience has been lacking in, it's existential terror.
SUPER GLAD WE CHECKED THAT ONE OFF THE LIST
Holy hell, I thought I was stressed then I watched Uncut Gems. I feel SO MUCH better now.
Man wakes up from 15 year coma-
So... so let me get this straight. Donald Trump is the President, Tom Brady is on the Bucs, the NBA Champions are Canadian and because some asshole ate a bat the entire world is on lockdown.
HAHAHAHAHA PULL THE OTHER ONE
If you enjoyed reading part one of Mathers "No Good Very Bad Viewing of Star Wars Rise of Skywalker", part two is now in the cafe.
So if you want a little humor today head over to the Cafe thread and you can read my live stream of attempting to watch the newest Star Wars film. I own Stormtrooper armor so like, I'm a big Star Wars guy... it... did not go well.
I'm finally watching the new Star Wars film, cause I got some time on my hands and holy hell what in the effing christ is this.
So, topped off a pandemic Monday by chasing our suddenly skittish abused rescue dog around a park trying to get a leash on her for an hour in the dark as she wouldn't let us get within 5 feet. Fucking terrifying. Now home drinking FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Well, Sportsnet production is dunzo for a while. Time to catch up on that videogame backlog.
How long until Jake Paul challenges Covid-19 to a boxing match?
Oh god why do I know who Jake Paul is-
LORD TAKE ME NOW
Oh my word, this Caribou "Suddenly" pressing is fantastic.
Third time's the charm, finally actually got sent a complete Moon Shaped Pool box set...
This Lamb MOV pressing is one of my favorite albums in my collection. It sounds so damn good, and it's color is purdy too.
I felt the need to say this for some reason, DO NOT QUESTION ME
Basement party room reno starts tomorrow and I'm NOT putting a second turntable down there. Nope... no sir. Why would I need to-nuh uh no... That would just be.... I mean c'mon right? RIGHT? I mean I JUST got finished with the upstairs one why would I-OKAY FINE MAYBE I'LL PUT A TURNTABLE DOWN THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
When my wife asks I'm blaming you.
What if the coronavirus is our worlds giant psychic squid from another dimension?
THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE
okay you probably don't really have to think about it
Just bought Pet Sounds on vinyl for the first time ever. I've either just started my vinyl journey, or ended it. I'm not sure which...
LOTTA PEOPLE COUGHING ON THIS BUS
The amount of nostalgia I have for David Grays "White Ladder" is seriously f*cking with my "I don't need David Grays "White Ladder"" internal narrative. -
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