Air Force jets are apparently flying over my city today to "boost morale". I just woke up to them screaming over my house and naturally assumed WW3 had broken out.
IT ISN'T WORKING AS INTENDED
IT ISN'T WORKING AS INTENDED
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TIL Steve Buscemi was a firefighter before he started his acting career.
I'm gunna need to sit down and process this. I mean I liked him before but now... now that he's actually a certified bad-ass. Shit I might need a new tattoo.
Sitting on the front porch with the doggos, sun beating down, Trojan Records Reggae comp playing, feelin' aaaaiiiight.
Four most important words in the English language right now...
It. Was. A. Pre-order.
Dog #1 injured her paw yesterday, was limping around pitifully all day. She got so many treats and so much attention for being such a trooper. Today she is completely fine, pretty sure it was all a ruse. SHE'S LEARNING
I'm not a big Pearl Jam guy but can someone explain to me why their new 2 LP which only has 3 sides of music is $50.00?
Hey so, Ritchie Havens was like, incredible. I just discovered this... uh... now.
He was forced to open Woodstock when the opening band got stuck in traffic. He was supposed to play for 20 minutes, he ended up playing for 3 hours and when he finally ran out of songs he improvised "Freedom" on the spot, in front of 400,000 people.
My big accomplishment for the day is securing a grocery delivery time... In ten days... TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH BEER
Discogs, did you seriously just lock the option to view any items for sale to date added rather than lowest price? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING THIS HAS MADE ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRY
Me: Wow this new Gorillaz track is pretty good but man does it ever sound like a Joy Division song...
I wonder who this Peter Hook fellow is.
Also me: Oh...
Hey guys, I posted this is essentials too but does anyone know what the definitive White Blood Cells pressing is?
Okay so the Bill Withers 2LP Live at Carnegie Hall Mofi is just incredible. In case anyone was wondering
Me: Fuck it I'm having chili for breakfast.
Body: You'd better not, there's yogurt and granola why don't you have th-
Me: Chili.
Body: You fucker, I'm gunna make this miserable for you.
Me (eating chili): Don't care, where the fuck do I have to be?
Body: You're the worst I hate you.
This whole thing has taught me a very valuable lesson, I do not own enough sweat pants.
TFW your two 55 pound rescue dogs decide to get into a literal pissing contest 7 months into their relationship. Two beds down, two couches to go...
TFW you're trying to determine the best way to wash a box of crackers.
Man, what a breakthrough this whole thing has been for the
emoji.
Okay so I thought season one and two of Ozark were... fine... but not great... but season 3 so far is VERY good. It's definitely benefited from the prolonged run up, it's gooouuuuud now.
UPS just delivered a box of toilet paper to my door and I'm equal parts amazed, ashamed and then back to amazed again...
After eating every meal at home for the past three weeks I've discovered that I basically turn into Animal from the Muppets every time I enter the kitchen in the morning-
AAAAAAAA WHY SO MANY DISHES
ANIMAL CLEAN ALL DISHES YESTERDAY NOW MORE DISHES
ANIMAL HATE DISHES
ANIMAL EAT WITH HANDS NOW -
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