A Drunken Thread For When You're A Drunken

[bfly]

Neither one of us can see. We usually wear contacts because we are self-conscious. I'm not sure where you found this, but she would really like it.

it's a RARE FIND

CUTE CAT Eyeglass Platter - Etsy

Circa 1960’s eyeglass platter. These could be found on every grandma’s dresser or vanity! Darling kitty holds your eyeglasses and looks adorable doing it! A unique and clever gift for any cat lover! Adorable conversation piece for your vintage dressing room or vanity. Approximately 7” x 3”. Some

www.etsy.com

 

[Count_Vader]

I DONT EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE
TAKE ME ALL THE WAY

 

[haydee]

HOW THE FUCK I AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS PLANT IN A "SUNNY SPOT" THAT IS ALSO "AWAY FROM DIRECT SUNLIGHT" I AM ONLY ONE WOMAN HOLY SHIT

Edit: I AM DISAPPOINTING TO MYSELF ALL ON MY OWN YOU DO NOT ALSO NEED TO GIVE ME IMPOSSIBLE TASKS

Edit edit: I have this moog music for plants, perhaps that will help.

 

[mcherry]

Hi!

 

[EmeryRK]

Hi!

Hellur!!

 

[Dtknuckles]

Hi!

Now’s our chance!!!! Drunk admin everybody!!!!

 

[mcherry]

Now’s our chance!!!! Drunk admin everybody!!!!

 

[Mather]

HOW THE FUCK I AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS PLANT IN A "SUNNY SPOT" THAT IS ALSO "AWAY FROM DIRECT SUNLIGHT" I AM ONLY ONE WOMAN HOLY SHIT

Edit: I AM DISAPPOINTING TO MYSELF ALL ON MY OWN YOU DO NOT ALSO NEED TO GIVE ME IMPOSSIBLE TASKS

Edit edit: I have this moog music for plants, perhaps that will help.

You're the best.

 

[Mather]

Also I've had ten drinks and have somehow not yet destroyed the Abbey Road box set and De La vs Fela and HubTones records that I'm currently holding.

VICTORY!

Might be premature.

 

[mcherry]

Also I've had ten drinks and have somehow not yet destroyed the Abbey Road box set and De La vs Fela and HubTones records that I'm currently holding.

VICTORY!

Might be premature.

Drunk and spin, I like your style!

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

Hello! Mind if I take a seat?

 

[Mather]

Drunk and spin, I like your style!

There may have been a twenty minute period where I left all the records on a table under a particularly aggressive heat lamp while I went to find a smoke I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT.

 

[Dtknuckles]

I’m still waiting on my wife to get done with her time cards for me to go out and get some libations. After that I have to water the areas on the front lawn for it to be ready to dig up. I’ll have a beer while holding the hose on the front lawn for a bit. Then come in and spin a few records

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

There may have been a twenty minute period where I left all the records on a table under particularly aggressive heat lamp while I went to find a smoke I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT.

Sir, do you mind telling me why you've been absent from instagram for nearly 5 months now?

 

[Mather]

Sir, do you mind telling me why you've been absent from instagram for nearly 5 months now?

I know, I KNOW... I'm so damn lazy. I'm gonna be back this week.

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

This year I saw less "wake up the guy from Green day" memes than last year and I'm grateful for that.

 

[Dtknuckles]

This year I saw less "wake up the guy from Green day" memes than last year and I'm grateful for that.

I saw one and had no idea what the reference was. Hopefully I will live in ignorance forever.

 

[Dtknuckles]

Why didn’t I discover the NYT cooking app sooner. All the repetitive meals I cooked when I could have had so much variety!

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

We are kinda drunk right now and are now pñaying great Mexican classics



A sad story about a guy who had to kill his horse because the horse broke his legs in an accident

 

[Dtknuckles]

We are kinda drunk right now and are now pñaying great Mexican classics



A sad story about a guy who had to kill his horse because the horse broke his legs in an accident

The misplaced accent on playing really makes this post perfect.