A Drunken Thread For When You're A Drunken

My darling Tweebuns, if you would presume to stand before me claiming that Ottoman Misery shares a recipe with Turkish Delight then you must believe I was born yesterday...

Yesterday being the third day of the six month in our year of the Lord 1351. From what I recall...
I challenge this notion to a blind taste test, Miss Annabelle!
 
How this thread makes me feel:
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This will clearly never work. You can't be trusted.
I can't be trusted??

::hides paring knife behind back::

You poisoned the sweets! I simply sliced dear sweet succulent BunnyBonBons ankles when I happened to spy the Devil nipping at their heels!

Some might even call me a hero. Like my friend Jack, middle name "The"... I cannot recall his surname just at this moment, but he's a DOCTOR.
 
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