Interview 1:
I would like to thank @Mather for agreeing to be the first person interviewed in these series.
Mather is well known here on the forum even if he is newer to VMP and collecting vinyl in general. It is nice to see that his magnetism for warped records hasn’t warped his sense of humor (or has it?).
I present to you the first part of his interview. I will let you decide what to believe.
How did you find this VMP forum? (Were you already a VMP member? Did you find the forum first and join VMP? Do you even subscribe to VMP?)
Upon awakening the morning of November 8th 2017 at my encampment on the outskirts of the Peruvian jungle I was alerted to a sound coming from the low underbrush to the northwest of our position. My trusty junglecat friend Pouncer lightly pawed my arm as I emerged from our tent.
"There's movement about 150 feet off, heading 2 o'clock." He growled to me, all the while staying laser focused on an unseen point in the distance...
"It's getting closer." he rumbled warily.
"Steady old friend." I reassured him, "We can handle anything this jungle cares to throw at us, but it's too early yet for a fight... I haven't even had my morning bracer." Eyeballing a tarnished flask that lay next to the now smouldering fire, I fished the single remaining bullet from my pocket and sent it into the hollow chamber of my weathered revolver.
"One left." I said wistfully. "I was planning to save this for that double crossing bastard S.C. Fulfilament, but perhaps... he will have to wait."
The noise was louder now, urgent almost. The size was growing, or at least seemed to be. Trees were pushed aside like twigs, whatever this was... it was big.
The birds had gone silent, something that did not escape Pouncers keen feline senses.
"I don't like this." he snarled "The last time this happened I barely got out with my whiskers, and you've still got that gimp leg." he said grinning at me.
"Who are you calling a gimp, you pussycat?" I muttered back with a smirk.
At that moment the bank of trees to our left exploded with a force that momentarily knocked the air from my lungs.
When standing on his hind legs Pouncer would tower over most men by several feet but he was dwarfed by the creature that emerged from the now shattered forest threshold.
It was massive, and loud... so very loud. Like 10,000 voices all talking, and shouting, at once.
As it loped slowly towards us I cautiously moved my right hand towards the worn grip of my revolver. The noise was deafening now. Sensing a need to put forth some sort of a dialogue I gathered what breath remained in my body and shouted one solitary word as loudly as I could muster.
"NAME?"
Upon hearing the word the creature paused, and the thunderous discord changed. It appeared to be concentrating, and the cacophony of noise started to take form. Within it individual voices started to become clear. It, or they; were trying... almost struggling, to speak as one. The garbled deafening racket began to take shape. And from within it I heard one single word spoken back in response.
"FORUM." It said.
So... I like to think, in a way... the forum found me.
When did you first start collecting vinyl? (Do remember what the first one(s) was?)
Centuries ago, in a universe not unlike our own, at the outer reaches of a distant galaxy there lay a planet... lay... hmm... not lay... floated? No...existed? There EXISTED a planet, a unique planet... a planet not unlike our ow-wait no I already used that... Alright screw it I started December 17th of last year when I bought my TT. HAPPY NOW?
What is your current listening setup? What equipment do you have? Do listen alone, only with others, or some combo?
Currently my setup involves a series of spinning plates of varying diameters placed at precise intervals and locations around my living area that optimize the room acoustics for the most transcendental listening experience conceivable by man. It's tough to keep them spinning by hand while pouring drinks but we all do what we must for the hobbies we love.
What is your current goal in buying/receiving/collecting vinyl? (Do you focus on collectibles? Do you only buy what you like? Do buy what you think you might like?)
My current goal in buying/collecting/receiving vinyl is to have more records than Jesus.
Are there any bands/artists you automatically buy on vinyl regardless? (Do buy multiples copies - all the different variants?)
Anything by Sleazepunk kings "Thomas Medicine and The Flaming Kites"
What is your favorite record in your collection?
"Thomas Medicine and The Flaming Kites" debut album "I Hate You Get Me Some Tea, No Not That One The Other One, Nevermind I'll Get It Myself"
What record means the most to you? (if different from the above)
Stated above, for obvious reasons but also because of Thomas's insistence on using a vial of his own blood mixed in with the vinyl during the pressing of their debut album. Which inadvertently turned the entire release into a biohazard which was immediately destroyed by the authorities. I have the only copy which was smuggled out of Brighton on the back of an opossum.
If you were allowed to freely receive any record you currently don’t have, what would it be?
I'd like to hold the world record for most awesome.
I enjoyed reading @Mather ’s responses to the first part but I just had to know…
What happened to the creature from question one?
You'll have to purchase my forthcoming book to find out.
What other Sleazepunk bands would you recommend?
After you hear Thomas Medicine And The Flaming Kites, there are no others.
What drink do you normally pour yourself whilst hand turning your spinning plates?
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick for garnish
What song/album would describe your personality?
The White Album
What song/album best describe your beliefs? (Spiritual, Emotional, Existential, Whatever)
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
If you met someone who has never heard music ever, what album would you play for them first?
S Club 7 "Audition Demos Vol 7."
What question would you like to ask Nathan? (next to be interviewed)
What are you?