It Could Get A Bit Messi In Here - The Football Thread.

[Joe Mac]

That's a close call between the 2 most unlikable players I can think of.
I'll go to the pub instead.

The sight of Steven Gerard’s face still makes me irrationally angry.

El Hadj Diouf is still the biggest shithouse I can think of.

 

[Dtknuckles]

That's a close call between the 2 most unlikable players I can think of.
I'll go to the pub instead.

Come on you know Suarez is the one. He’s way more like able, but only if he’s on your team.

 

[Jonathan Y]

Ronaldo not starting? Of course not! Cuz I picked him as my 12th man this week for fantasy

 

[Englishbob]

Come on you know Suarez is the one. He’s way more like able, but only if he’s on your team.

True that. And Ronaldo probably doesn't drink either.

 

[Mather]

True that. And Ronaldo probably doesn't drink either.

I'd say the odds that Ronaldo drinks his own urine are very high.

 

[Dtknuckles]

I'd say the odds that Ronaldo drinks his own urine is very high.

This type of comment is what we have come to expect from you

 

[Turbo]

Come on you know Suarez is the one. He’s way more like able, but only if he’s on your team.

Having Hannibal Lecter on your team is great until you realize you've feasted on the enemy and now you're dessert.

 

[Jonathan Y]

Cancelo benched too! LOL

RIP to my team

 

[Englishbob]

What a strike! Ronaldo who?

 

[Mather]

Elite level histrionics on the Porto side. Snipers out in full force for this one.

Also I'm gunna need video of Ronaldo's reaction to his replacement scoring that goal.

 

[Dtknuckles]

I forgot about this guy. Hahaha

El Hadj Diouf

 

[Mather]

Welp, Ronaldo ain't seeing the pitch for the rest of this World Cup outside of garbage time.

 

[Gavaxeman]

Ronaldo not starting? Of course not! Cuz I picked him as my 12th man this week for fantasy

I’d spotted that …..

 

[Joe Mac]

Isn’t there something thrilling about a new and exciting young talent announcing themselves at the top level like that!

 

[Bsdmr2]

Portugal look good but Switzerland are making them look even better. Shocking they got this far!

 

[Gavaxeman]

I’d spotted that …..

He’s coming on -…..

 

[Joe Mac]

Portugal look good but Switzerland are making them look even better. Shocking they got this far!

Honestly it’s probably as much a consequence of a team that’s prominently made up of the children of Albanian refugees wanting to batter the fuck out of Serbia as much as anything else!

 

[Jonathan Y]

That was a nasty shot

 

[Skalap]

DAMN!

 

[Joe Mac]

DAMN!

Happy?

And one of your Benfica kids with a hat trick!