It Could Get A Bit Messi In Here - The Football Thread.

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

Ray Hudson…lol

 

[Jonathan Y]

Oh Jesus. Pass me the bucket.

 

[Joe Mac]

Yeah I mean he’s clearly a dick. Chippy as fuck.

 

[wokeupnew]

Pogmentary 2.0

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

Only 2 parts??

 

[Joe Mac]

So Shaw and Mount are now crocked and out for a few weeks. We’re now left with shifting one of the two right backs, probably Dalot, across or paying a very promising teenager, but who has never played a competitive game for the first team.

Fun times.

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

So Shaw and Mount are now crocked and out for a few weeks. We’re now left with shifting one of the two right backs, probably Dalot, across or paying a very promising teenager, but who has never played a competitive game for the first team.

Fun times.

Good thing it’s a long season.

 

[Jonathan Y]

So Shaw and Mount are now crocked and out for a few weeks. We’re now left with shifting one of the two right backs, probably Dalot, across or paying a very promising teenager, but who has never played a competitive game for the first team.

Fun times.

Well our 40 million dollar left, right, or center back is out until March or April Jesus has returned tho....to training

 

[Joe Mac]

Well our 40 million dollar left, right, or center back is out until March or April Jesus has returned tho....to training

You have a bit of depth there though. Our other senior left back is also crocked.

I was tempted by a resurrection joke but then decided it’s just too low hanging, I’m better than that!

 

[Joe Mac]

Good thing it’s a long season.

Well I mean that really depends. Sometimes that’s just extending the torture…

 

[Jonathan Y]

A week til the CL draw

And carabao too I imagine? Since everyone in round 2 is playing Tuesday, Wednesday

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

You have a bit of depth there though. Our other senior left back is also crocked.

I was tempted by a resurrection joke but then decided it’s just too low hanging, I’m better than that!

What if he was a keeper?

 

[Jonathan Y]

What if he was a keeper?

We'd be safe in Rayas hands I think

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

We'd be safe in Rayas hands I think

Jesus+goalkeeper=?

 

[Jonathan Y]

Jesus+goalkeeper=?

Oh. Well.

Ima just go light another one

I thought this was a joke about United being cooked if Onana got hurt

 

[Jonathan Y]

i can't believe i am saying this....but I am really torn between starting Nketiah at home against Fulham or Salah away at Newcastle....(Saka, Mbuemo, Martinelli, and Mitoma are all must starts for me)

i have to start Haaland and Alvarez up top against Sheffield at home

 

[Joe Mac]

i can't believe i am saying this....but I am really torn between starting Nketiah at home against Fulham or Salah away at Newcastle....(Saka, Mbuemo, Martinelli, and Mitoma are all must starts for me)

i have to start Haaland and Alvarez up top against Sheffield United at home

Damnit boojy this Wednesday gaslighting isn’t on!

PS: it’s really rare that English/European teams are known by their town or city, unless there is only one major professional team in the town or city.

 

[Jonathan Y]

Damnit boojy this Wednesday gaslighting isn’t on!

PS: it’s really rare that English/European teams are known by their town or city, unless there is only one major professional team in the town or city.

oh whatever! Just realized City is away anyhow!

I think i fixed my issue...Just get Salah off the team all together and move money around (yes I already used my wildcard despite a great start) I had a few injuries and question marks I had to address. I think I am good now for some time

 

[Joe Mac]

oh whatever!

This is why we’re all suspicious about Americans in football!