Never Was And Never Can Be Cool: Worst Album Art Thread

[yukbon]

 

[zomgbear]

Not gonna lie, I kinda like some of these... And not ironically


Also I own a worst album cover in this thread with the BBNG!

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

This one is still legendary IMO

 

[yukbon]

"OK Robert we put those late-90s faux-techno swirling ping pong loops over everything, we're just waiting on the cover design now"
"Anyone can do a cover, I'll show you, just open up MSPaint"
"No Robert No, Stay Good"

It KILLS me that this album, which isn't bad, has SUCH a shit cover

 

[CrazyDiamond84]

I'm just surprised this isn't here yet...

 

[Hemotep]

I'm just surprised this isn't here yet...
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Yes!!!! I think I blocked this cover from my mind. Terrible.

 

[Joe Mac]

I'm just surprised this isn't here yet...
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I always found it weird that such a confrontationally awful album cover would be on such a boring album

 

[Turbo]

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OMG is right. Or maybe WTF.

Also, what's up with the freaking picture frame hanging on the curtains in the middle of the window? Double WTF.

 

[djdavedk]

Iron Angel : Hellish Crossfire



from Reddit:

"Before we begin, let us fully grasp what is going on in this cover.

Boris Vallejo painting: "In the Underworld"

In the underworld by Boris Vallejo

advice and tips from Fantasy Artist's team of experts.

lostworldofanime.blogspot.com

The flying dragon-demon comes from Boris Vallejo's "Conan of Aquilonia"

 

[dirty hands]

 

[Hemotep]

Iron Angel : Hellish Crossfire

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from Reddit:

"Before we begin, let us fully grasp what is going on in this cover.

Boris Vallejo painting: "In the Underworld"

In the underworld by Boris Vallejo

advice and tips from Fantasy Artist's team of experts.

lostworldofanime.blogspot.com

The flying dragon-demon comes from Boris Vallejo's "Conan of Aquilonia"

But this is awesome

I especially like the red demon's derp face.

 

[djdavedk]

But this is awesome

I especially like the red demon's derp face.

Demon face is slightly less derpy here

I loved reading these Conan books as a teen.

 

[yukbon]

this is going to be like farting in classic rock church, but:

 

[yukbon]

We really should not forgive Bowie for this monstrosity of a cover

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see you, ante:

 

[yukbon]

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

I was today years old when I realized the stars spell out SILLY WILLY.

 

[Russ I]

I was today years old when I realized the stars spell out SILLY WILLY.

Not really. (Had to check, haha!)

 

[djdavedk]

I was today years old when I realized the stars spell out SILLY WILLY.

DAED SI LUAP

“Paul Is Dead” Clues on Magical Mystery Tour

The Beatles’ movie Magical Mystery Tour, originally broadcast on the BBC in 1967, opens with the line, “When a man buys a ticket for a Magical Mystery Tour he knows what to expect. We g…

turnmeondeadman.com

 

[Fleetwood-Matt]

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Ok I’ve never seen this before and now I’m absolutely obsessed with it lol

 

[Selaws]

This one always cracks me up