Never Was And Never Can Be Cool: Worst Album Art Thread

[Selaws]

Oh and this one....

 

[Kris]

Love the album but the artwork makes me cringe every time.

 

[EarWax]

Another in a long line of Al Dimeola album covers that suggest he believes playing the guitar fast makes him irresistible to women. Extra credit for the dumb title. Douche.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

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Love the album but the artwork makes me cringe every time.

There are so many amazing post-punk album covers. This definitely is not one of them

 

[Turbo]

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Another in a long line of Al Dimeola album covers that suggest he believes playing the guitar fast makes him irresistible to women. Extra credit for the dumb title. Douche.

It's amazing how many hits you get from Google by typing the search string Al Dimeola Douche.

 

[yukbon]

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Another in a long line of Al Dimeola album covers that suggest he believes playing the guitar fast makes him irresistible to women. Extra credit for the dumb title. Douche.

naming the "group" as the al dimeola project is also a douche move -- although it's slightly better than "the %MY NAME% experience" which is douche and also has the whiff of 'i would like you to associate this album with jimi hendrix, but i am not actually jimi hendrix' unearned arrogance (although it should be noted that this is not a thing Di Meola is doing here, and he really does have guitar bona fides to at least be considered in the same conversation as jimi -- this isn't a Pat Metheny on Kenny G thing -- Al has his own douchebag credentials on his own).

 

[Kris]

There are so many amazing post-punk album covers. This definitely is not one of them

I always sort of feel bad saying it because someone in the band drew it.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

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Halloween is coming up and we are in need of a couples costume

 

[Hemotep]

Halloween is coming up and we are in need of a couples costume

I'd do it, but my wife wouldn't want to be seen with me wearing something so low cut that would show my balls.

 

[CrazyDiamond84]

 

[EarWax]

Al cleans up pretty good for his album cover shoots!

 

[D Jilla]

 

[gafacaode]

It's never too late

 

[Hemotep]

I couldn't pick just one. The single might be worse than the album even though it's the same picture because it really highlights the bangs.

 

[Corycm]

It's never too late

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You are dead to me.

 

[Corycm]

Also this cover (which finally matched up with how good I think this band is)

 

[gaporter]

this is going to be like farting in classic rock church, but:

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The Magical Mystery Tour cover rules, imo.

No argument on that Queen one though. Yeesh.

 

[gaporter]

I never could decide if I liked this cover or not.

 

[yukbon]

The Magical Mystery Tour cover rules, imo.

the masks and the song titles on the cover. half the cover is text. it's just ugh the whole way through

that gaga cover is trash

honestly the first few times i saw it online i thought it was a photoshop from a meme

 

[Russ I]

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WTF!? This would be banned in Utah schools.