New ultrasonic vinyl cleaner in the works: Humminguru

Mather said:
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Buy TWO Ronco Supersonic Hydroponic record cleaners and you get the third free! And in a limited time offer JUST FOR YOU they also come with Roncos brand new AAA audiophiliac turntabler! The Ronco Fantabler Rotato-matic Turntabler! It slices, it dices, it does your hair while you wait for your record to dry! And let me tell you it plays records like nobodies business! Does it ever play records! It might just best the best little record player that exists on planet Earth and if you order now we'll send you a box of them! You want outer groove distortion? Boy howdy has this got outer groove distortion! It's got outer groove distortion for days! In fact, Lemme tell you friends, listening to both channels is for suckers! Carving a groove through the left channel wall while completely avoiding the right channel entirely IS WHERE IT'S AT FRIENDS.

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Did the VMP marketing team write this?
 
Mather said:
Buy TWO Ronco Supersonic Hydroponic record cleaners and you get the third free! And in a limited time offer JUST FOR YOU they also come with Roncos brand new AAA audiophiliac turntabler! The Ronco Fantabler Rotato-matic Turntabler! It slices, it dices, it does your hair while you wait for your record to dry! And let me tell you it plays records like nobodies business! Does it ever play records! It might just best the best little record player that exists on planet Earth and if you order now we'll send you a box of them! You want outer groove distortion? Boy howdy has this got outer groove distortion! It's got outer groove distortion for days! In fact, Lemme tell you friends, listening to both channels is for suckers! Carving a groove through the left channel wall while completely avoiding the right channel entirely IS WHERE IT'S AT FRIENDS.

Order before this commercial ends and we'll send you a free box of Herb Alperts Whipped Cream and Other Delights to play on your new Ronco Fantabler Rotato-matic Turntabler! Order fast! Order now!
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So I'm assuming it's a scam since there's next to nothing about it anywhere online except for a Facebook page with three likes, but I got an email about a new ultrasonic that looks similar to the humminguru that's supposed to have a Kickstarter by years end called vinyl sonic. On the off chance they email me more details or they post anything else online I'll update and if anyone else has any info please do share.
 
Hemotep said:
So I'm assuming it's a scam since there's next to nothing about it anywhere online except for a Facebook page with three likes, but I got an email about a new ultrasonic that looks similar to the humminguru that's supposed to have a Kickstarter by years end called vinyl sonic. On the off chance they email me more details or they post anything else online I'll update and if anyone else has any info please do share.
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You're, you're trolling us right?

Look up...
 
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