3500 is literally 3x my mortgage (bought in 2008, refinanced in 2014) for 2800 sq ft of living space, plus a fenced in yard and a 2 car garage. I'm 3 blocks from Luna Music and a bunch of favorite neighborhood restaurants. The Monon Trail is across the street, Indy's first rapid transit bus line is a couple of blocks away, like 8 new indie bookstores have opened in the last year, the KanKan Cinema is a 10 minute drive, there's a true IMAX downtown, traffic is virtually never gridlocked...we have basketball, football, baseball, IndyCar, and soon soccer...and even when we're not on the tour circuit, you can get to Louisville/Cinci/Chicago within 2-2.5 hours each.
We're landlocked, the weather and the air quality suck, and the politics are troubling. It's not exactly a hub of culture & diversity, but it's affordable, friendly, and gives you access to everything you'd really need, if you're willing to look for it.
If I wasn't already a midwesterner it's not like I'd ever want to vacation here, but there's plenty to be said for it as a home base.
ETA: name an amenity that isn't limited by geography and I bet it's here already. Ikea? Got it. Trader Joe's? 2 of 'em. Costco? Several. Beer? Hell, we can even buy it on Sundays now. Museums, a zoo, concert venues...the food scene has promise, even if it's never going to excite somebody coming from more of a foodie city.
Just sayin'...anybody ever wants to be my neighbor, hit me up.